normal

normal
1. (normal) (833↑, 144↓)
A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different

Normal is nothing but a word made up by society

2. (normal) (517↑, 89↓)
a statistic based upon a majority
3. (normal) (263↑, 60↓)
1. An idealistic state of being that remains as such. Because the idea of such a state varies from being to being and any set standard is nonetheless someone elses idea of what it is this condition warrants satisfactory confirmation of being amongst the confirmed members of such class, by the individuals code. 2. Normal is about as concrete as the idea of "love". The meaning is constantly evolved to suit the momentary desires and/or needs of a single person, or group of people. 3. A tool of conformity.

Normal people never think for themselves, they play follow the leader their entire lives and freak out when confronted with any situation they were not trained to deal with.

4. (normal) (281↑, 84↓)
There is no such thing as normal so there really cant be a definition......

no one or no thing is Normal....normal doesnt exist

5. (normal) (182↑, 58↓)
What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

6. (normal) (136↑, 68↓)
1 : a state of being 2 : highly over-rated 3 : being excruciatingly boring synonyms : [plain], [boring], [ordinary], [average], [typical]. antonyms : [elaborate], [interesting], [unusual], [abnormal], [unexpected].

Normal person, "lets do something." Abnormal person, "k, like what?" Normal person, "lets go see the new documentry on t.v." Abnormal person, "Right..."

7. (normal) (199↑, 134↓)
One who [masturbates] a lot.

You are not normal. You are normal.

8. (normal) (62↑, 7↓)
An adjective used by boring people to make themselves feel better.

'She's so boring.' 'She seems normal to me...'

Author: Plethora of Spiff http://normal.urbanup.com/4267347
9. (normal) (59↑, 16↓)
The worst thing you can be. Ever.

Steve: You're so normal\! Girl: *slap*

10. (normal) (58↑, 22↓)
normal exists only as a setting on dryers and washing machines, the setting that makes everything fade away and wear out. normal is a really sucky setting.

all my clothes are all so faded because my little cousins are too lazy to set the washing machine themselves and always use the normal setting.............

11. (normal) (94↑, 61↓)
Small fluffy farm-yard animal, otherwise known as a sheep. They look down upon anyone who refuses to conform to the masses.

townie scum are normal

12. (normal) (35↑, 9↓)
Nonexistant

There's no such thing as normal and anyone who strives to be normal is wasting their time.

Author: weirdandlovingit http://normal.urbanup.com/3275242
13. (normal) (42↑, 16↓)
What is normal? If normal is the similarity in everyone, but if everyone is different, nobody can be normal. Therefore, normal is a term used by those who are controling to change the ideals of others. Normal is an unoffical way of mind control.

I'll never be normal and neither will you\!

14. (normal) (49↑, 23↓)
absence of the abnormal. Conformity, lacking drama, excitement or anything else stimulating. Boring.

If you want to throw a 'normal' party. Don't invite any cool people.

Author: spittinpigeon http://normal.urbanup.com/423875
15. (normal) (25↑, 8↓)
A deception strewn about by society in order to coerce the public into believing they must conform to society's standards so that they, in essence, becomes slaves to the sayings of those, corrupt and in charge, who in turn do not even heed their own advice.

We're a democratic nation. We believe in honesty and integrity, yet our whole economy is glued together by a currency that is backed by the wind, and is privately owned and operated\! Normal....yeeeeeaah, right. All our time spent working for paper backed by the wind. That's normal. mmhmm.

Author: Jah Jah Warrior http://normal.urbanup.com/4315490
16. (normal) (28↑, 11↓)
Your own unique style. An absence of a "label".

In people's efforts to "define' themselfes in labels, they fail to see that in doing so, the only "unique" thing left is being normal, as everyone els abandoned it.

Author: woot ^^ woot ^^ http://normal.urbanup.com/1440472
17. (Normal) (18↑, 2↓)
Something no one is, but for some reason strive to be.

Normal? No such thing.

18. (Normal) (28↑, 12↓)
Normal is nonexistant. It's known as a metaphor for non-existance. Such as "David's euphoria was normal" or "Sally's virginity was normal". People often use normal. It is widely considered that George Bush is normal. The original source of normalness is widely questioned, as normal is still trying to find his biological parents. Normal was adopted after being orphaned by existance. Then Dick Cheney joined the normal team and imploded. Now the impaling has started on people against normal. Normal is running in a political election against Michael Jackson and is hoping to rule the world. His plans on keeping world peace is to "Normalize everyone". Once normalization is complete, normal can sit back and watch the tides. Nobody yet understands Normal's artistically inclined self, yet he is known to be written in normal poetry from normal emo kids. These emo kids have normally good poetry, and anyones willingness to read it is normal.

No one or nothing is normal.

19. (normal) (35↑, 20↓)
Because of all the scene and emo trends, in this day and age, if you are normal, you are different.

if you got the high schools today, the normal kids wearing Gap, are usually the ones that stand out.

20. (normal) (29↑, 15↓)
no one who writes on this dictionary is normal

therefore... your all weird\!\! FREAKS AHHHH

21. (normal) (19↑, 5↓)
The state of a relationship in which two people routinely redefine the idea of normal to rationalize their idea of a 'friendship' which crosses several social boundaries and conventions.

Despite evidence to the contrary, Elizabeth and Matthew convinced themselves it was completely 'normal' to repeatedly and consitently flout social norms in an attempt to satisfy sexual desires

22. (normal) (22↑, 8↓)
nothing. saying something is normal makes everything else abnormal.

i dont fit any stereotypes im just normal oh so your calling those people abnormal\!

Author: lady darkness http://normal.urbanup.com/2159804
23. (Normal) (13↑, 3↓)
The definition of normal may seem to be obvious and completely understood, but oh to the contrary. This houshold ordinary boring word has been given new life by one binge drinking alcoholic of Franklin VA. Such uses as "I am normal" or "How normal are you" are popping up every where throughout the asshole of courtland to describe the 'level of intoxication' for an individual. Although I feel the new definition of the word 'normal' is fuckin retarded, may all pinnacle (grey goose) drinkin mofos across region have fun asking each other dumb ass questions like "how normal are we getting."

Drunkyard 1: Hey T, how normal are you? T: Pretty normal. Drunkyard 1 (ten seconds later): Hey T, how normalll are we?? T: I guess pretty normal. Drunkyard 1 (56 seconds later): Lets take shots and get normal. And this pattern continues untill guy 1 gets too drunk to say the word normal.

Author: MikeBrownsnumber3fan http://normal.urbanup.com/2822117
24. (Normal) (16↑, 6↓)
The state in being the same as everyone else.

Person: Why aren't you more normal? Me: Read my definition. Does it look like I want to be like everyone else?

Author: LOLtasticals \normal\<3 http://normal.urbanup.com/2781732
25. (Normal) (21↑, 11↓)
To have all the qualities of the majority of people in your group, culture, or the world. The common and expected adjectives of a person and there attitude that barely define who they are as an individual.

its normal to be that way (alot of people are), thats normal, there's nothing normal about that (cause its unusual which is an antonym to normal)

26. (normal) (16↑, 6↓)
a word that was created orginaly by the mentally insane themselves, with no other purpose or meaning but to lie to themself into boosting their self confidence.

"i am so abnormal that i am more normal than you are"

Author: lactated chease http://normal.urbanup.com/2679254
27. (Normal) (20↑, 10↓)
A town in central Illinois, whose name fits all too well. This town is conservative and boring.

Person 1: Have you ever been to Normal, Illinois? Person 2: Yes. Once. I left immediately.

Author: That one person guy http://normal.urbanup.com/2488464
28. (normal) (20↑, 10↓)
okay, first of all, there are different views of "normal" okay. second of all, being "normal" isn't just about being just like everybody else, well in this world it is i suppose because everyone just follows all of the fashions and pointless stuff like that but, "normal" is just something that your parents tell you that you're not because you prefer to read a book rather than watch television, or you dress differently than others, or that you actually VOICE your opinions rather that keep them to yourself even though young people's opinions hardly count for crap in this world, but everyone's personal views of being "normal" is different. Get over it.

Parent: Why can't you just be normal for a change, you know my friend Mandy's kids aren't like you\! Kids: Well, your friend Mandy's kids are only 5 and 9 and we're not\!\! and What is "normal" anyways?\!"

29. (normal) (21↑, 12↓)
Any member of the species homosapiens who looks down on others because of their unorthodox interests, style of dress, or belief in J. R. "Bob" Dobbs' prophecy that the world will end on July 5, 1998

Come the Rupture, the normals will be left to their firey fates, and the Payed Up Subgenii will be swept away in the Xist pleasure saucers, whose walls exude cheeseburgers for eternity.

Author: Artemia Salina http://normal.urbanup.com/120649
30. (Normal) (8↑, 0↓)
To be Normal is the Ideal aim of the Unsuccessful

I am sooo normal

31. (normal) (17↑, 9↓)
weird is "a person, place or occurance that is abnormal" but what exactly is normal...nobody is the same so u can't pick one person that is normal... So everybody is weird there is no such thing as a normal person.

"I'm not like u and ur not like me so we must both be weird." It's normal to have a dog. Oh really, so i'm not normal?

32. (Normal) (8↑, 2↓)
1. What bitches say about you when you're not like them 2. What your NOT when you're being yourself..

"NORMAL people say..." whatever bitch.

Author: peopleRdumbfoREAL http://normal.urbanup.com/5427690
33. (normal) (7↑, 1↓)
supposedly people who do not see shadows or anything like that.

She did not see things, so she is "normal".

34. (normal) (11↑, 5↓)
When you're not dead, when you still can walk en talk then you're normal.

Tom: "Emiel you where absolutely fucked last night. How many Ouzo did you had, 32?" Emiel: "Yes i had, but i could still walk and talk, I was normal."

35. (NORMAL) (15↑, 10↓)
Euphamism for anything weird or abnormal [abbie, abby,] (from Young Frankenstein)

You're just too fuckin' normal

36. (Normal) (6↑, 2↓)
Normality is a way to identify with other people in a way that makes the so called "normal" or "common", even average, way of being. This normality is quick to enroot a cynical thought to those who think about what is the true definition of "normal" in these days, and people who stand out in the crowd are starting to define a new kind of normality called "abnormalism" or "freak-show". Normality was once being an upstanding member of society when now it englobes a whole new spectrum of beings, from tatooed freaks to whiny teenagers, or even the other way around, as being a slacker is now conformity or normality.

Anbormality is normal. 1)John didn't want to use his sneakers to go to work. Instead he applied blonde hair spray and went to his job shirtless and wearing flip-flops. 2)That guy with a lazy eye and a watermelon tied to a chain is very normal for these days.

Author: ChaoticNeutral http://normal.urbanup.com/5580518
37. (normal) (4↑, 1↓)
the worst word on the face of the earth. used to discriminate and attack those who are unique in their own way, this word is even worse than the word " fuck". it was brought on by this cruel society to destroy people inside as well as out. and for those who strive to be normal, you're waisting their time. JUST BE YOURSELF. "NORMAL" IS A FUCKTARDED WORD\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! IT SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! and besides, a normal person is boring anyway. i'm not going to apologize for cursing. that's just the way i feel about this issue.

i don't like people who aren't normal. so i'm gonna make those who aren't normal feel bad to make myself feel good.

38. (Normal) (7↑, 4↓)
A siamese baby town stuck next to Bloomington in the middle of Illinois. Rumor has it that people live there and that it is a very boring and NORMAL town. Illinois State University is there too along with the fact that Statefarm Insurance originated there; now you might be pissed.

Normal, IL

Author: deviant styles http://normal.urbanup.com/5461143
39. (normal) (4↑, 1↓)
a setting on the dryer between high and low

Normal is just a setting on the dryer.

Author: Master Overlord http://normal.urbanup.com/5304958
40. (normal) (6↑, 3↓)
something that people use to be mean to people who arent like them

kate: omg you are so weird tom: omg youre so normal everybody: ohhh burnnnnn\!

Author: jkblsafbhjdsfvfg http://normal.urbanup.com/4966288
41. (normal) (5↑, 2↓)
A lie. It is used in society to make an 'us against them' scenario and estranges social groups from one another. Looking at its mathematical definition as: MOST COMMON IDENTICAL FACTOR. We can now see how it is incorrect to use the term normal as people as THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN TWO PEOPLE COMPLETELY THE SAME. therefore THERE IS NO NORMAL and by proxy there is no abnormal either

Sam: What kind of normal person dies there hair blue Joe: No one, because there is no such thing normal person. Were all different

Author: big black star http://normal.urbanup.com/4748613
42. (Normal) (3↑, 1↓)
Normal? Normal all depends on society's current definition. Normal is society's accepted limits on a person's occupation, appearance, background, views on life/religion, and personality. Normal is a crock of shit. In a world of nearly 7 billion, the radical differences between all people don't allow for a definition on what is the average human being. Be whoever the hell you want to be, and tell society to shove it up their ass. Stop trying to define, and start trying to live

Moron 1- "See that guy with the weird clothes listening to Indie music with that anarchy sticker on his laptop?" Moron 2- "Yeah, ew. What a freak." Guy- "Shove it up your ass. Normal is just a statistic."

Author: SocialFauxPas http://normal.urbanup.com/5749959
43. (normal) (7↑, 5↓)
Normal is anything that doesnt involve chickens or latex .. unless youre into that sort of thing .. then the chickens and latex would be quite normal .. but hampsters would be way out .. unles you were into that sort of thing and were sponsored by a Duct tape manufacturer .. then maybe all 3 of those would be normal .. and chopsticks would be beyond reproach .. unless you were into that sort of thing

Normal people do not insert gerbils

44. (normal) (15↑, 13↓)
Not a [greb], a [skater] or a [townie], or any other group of people, but they are usually opposed to townies, and will help in a fight between a greb and a townie, usually on the grebs side.

Normal person:(to greb)check out that idiot townie\! Greb:(to normal person)Yeah, hes such an idiot, beating up that 2 year old\! Normal person:Lets go help\!

45. (Normal) (1↑, 0↓)
Located in the middle of corn land Illinois, home of the red birds of ISU as well as a large and extremely intrusive police force. At the school you will find lots of greenery\! The town is known for the mandatory minimum and the laddies. Everything else is normal.

[Normal] police are at it again. Yo let's hit up the bars at down town [Normal] Does this look [Normal?]- Nah, you should get that checked out.

46. (Normal) (3↑, 2↓)
conforming to social normality and therefore a pointless oxymoron

If the world simultaneously started to believe they were a block of cheese called jeff and you did not you are therefore abnormal

Author: Aleksandr Orlov http://normal.urbanup.com/5487223
47. (Normal) (14↑, 13↓)
somthing decided as a norm by a group or as a group

Who ever thinks he's gay say "I"

48. (Normal) (0↑, 0↓)
The pepperoni is on top of the cheese on a pizza.

Mom: "Do you want the pepperoni on top of the cheese?" MacKenzie: "Yeah, that's the normal way."

Author: ifucklikeatiger http://normal.urbanup.com/5906733
49. (normal) (1↑, 1↓)
1. In terms of math and real life, the average. 2. A carbon copy of everybody else therefore replaceable. 3. A "safe" state to be in, no risks involved since it is part of the majority, therefore boring. 4. A nonexistent state since everybody has little quirks and the term normal is relative. 5. The state my mom wants me to be.

You're weird, I'm normal-persona A Person B just stares at person A wondering whether or not they should argue that there is no such thing as normal to a person with a normal...oops I mean low IQ.

50. (normal) (2↑, 3↓)
there's no such thing as normal. everything, everyone changes each day so what do we have to call thats normal.

i have no words of how to be normal.

51. (normal) (27↑, 35↓)
The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.

Hey faggot\! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.

Author: England phi beta gamma http://normal.urbanup.com/2694855
52. (normal) (11↑, 48↓)
Straight; hetersexual; not gay, lesbian, or bi.

I'm a female who I know will disappoint some girl who would want to get with me, but that's too bad. Hell will freeze over before I ever turn gay; that's because I'm normal.

Author: Stop the Pendulum http://normal.urbanup.com/1703109
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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